Danny Brown and Taylor Swift (aka A$AP Rocky) have a pretty freaky poolside exchange in Barcelona (like on some personal fetishes, Twitter vs. Facebook slide ‘ems, and drugs type levels of freak’dom…plus the filthiest, most sadistic shit of all…the “Industry”). Comedy + a Tela reference.

The second video easily kills the first…with Danny getting called a crackhead and citing one of the best reasons why there is no comparison between him and O.D.B.. Let’s not forget the story behind the opening bar to “Re Up.” Oh, and Kathy Griffin gets mentioned for whatever reason (again, probably the best reason by which to mention Kathy Griffin). Rocky, while showing his age with perplexed-look questions regarding certain “older” “women,” easily takes this to new levels with the mis-mention of a certain Dipset member turned milk carton fodder. One last thing, Danny’s “dream bitch theory” was so on-point it got the post title (the hardest part about this fucking writing exercise WAS choosing which quotable to use).

Can’t front, this shit-shooting reminded me of the time Mr. Muthafuckin’ eXquire and Maffew Ragazino were on Fresh Out The Box. On some, as some would say, “R.N.S.”